A successful married life requires falling in love many times, but always with the same person.
by Anonymous

Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
by Herbert

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be. The last of life, for which the first is made.
by Robert Browning

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.
by Josh Billings

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
by Henny Youngman

With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
by Abraham Lincoln

Love is blind and marriage is the institution for the blind.
by James Graham

I take my wife everywhere I go. She always finds her way back.
by Henny Youngman

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
by Zsa Zsa Gabor

I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
by Zsa Zsa Gabor

Women and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.
by Robert Heinlein

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
by Jilly Cooper

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
by S. T. Coleridge

The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
by Shirley MacLaine

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
by David Bissonette