It is easier to stay out than get out.
by Mark Twain

The German woman does not smoke
by Nazi slogan

A cigar has “…a fire at one end and a fool at the other.”
by Horace Greely

If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
by Mark Twain

Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
by Woody Allen

Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times.
by Mark Twain

The best way to stop smoking is to just stop no ifs, ands or butts.
by Edith Zittler

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
by Brooke Shields

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
by George Burns

Another defining feature of therapeutic ethos, then, is the growing tendency to define a range of human behaviors as diseases or pathologies.
by James L. Nolan

Sooner or later, everyone stops smoking.
by Anonymous

Nicotine patches are great. Stick one over each eye and you can’t find your cigarettes.
by Anonymous

I’m not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
by Anonymous

Divine Tobacco.
by Edmund

He hasn’t one redeeming vice.
by Oscar Wilde