People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
by Anonymous

All men are idiots And I married their king.
by Anonymous

Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.
by Anonymous

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.
by Anonymous

Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.
by Anonymous

I’m not as dumb as you look.
by Anonymous

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.
by Anonymous

My Dog Can Lick Anyone.
by Anonymous

No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway.
by Anonymous

Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.
by Anonymous

I’m not unemployed, I’m a consultant
by Anonymous

Beat the 5 o’clock rush – Leave work at noon.
by Anonymous

How can I love you if you won’t lie down ?
by Anonymous

We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.
by Anonymous

Never kick a man unless he’s down.
by Anonymous