Why do ostriches have such long legs?

So their feet can touch the ground

What does a dog call his father?

Paw

Why did the baseball team hire a frog?

The frog never missed a fly

I live in the ocean.
I move slowly.
I eat clams.
I have five arms.
I am a…

Starfish

I live in lakes and rivers.
I eat fish and birds.
I have four legs and a long tail.
I have lots of pretty teeth.
I am a…

A crocodile

I am small and shy.
I have eight legs.
I eat bugs.
I catch them in my web.
I am a…

Spider

What does a dog get when it finishes obedience school?

A pet degree