What do you call a person who looks over your shoulder while you are eating at the lunch counter?

A counterspy.

One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time was it?

A quarter to three.

What occurs once in every minute twice in every moment, but not once in a thousand years?

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Why did it take three husky Boy Scouts to help the little old lady cross the street?

Because she didn’t want to go.

What did the little kid answer when the teacher said, “Order, children, order!”?

“I’ll have a hamburger with ketchup.”

What would you get if you crossed a pigeon, a frog, and a prehistoric monster?

A pigeon-toed (toad) dinosaur.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won’t send them.