Why is divorce so expensive?

Because it’s worth it

Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive?

Just quit imagining!

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

“Damn”

If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where’s the white house?

Washington DC

What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains?

The sea!

What can you put in a bucket full of water to make it lighter?

A hole

What letter has the ability to widen a road?

Adding a B will make it broad