Tommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?

There are 2 t’s in THAT.

What did the kid say when he opened his piggy bank and found nothing?

OICURMT.

What ends with “E” and begins with “P” and has a thousand letters?

Post office.

If your worst enemy fell overboard, what letter would suit you?

LETTER B.

What letters express the most agreeable people in the world?

U and I.

When did Chicago begin with a “C” and end with an “E”?

Chicago always began with “C” and END always began with “E”.

From a word of 5 letters, take 2 letters and have 1?

ALONE – take the “A” and the “L” and you are left with ONE.