If you count 20 houses on your right going to the store and 20 houses on your left coming home, how many houses did you count?

20.You counted the same houses twice

Can you think of a crime that is punishable if attempted but not punishable is actually committed?

Suicide

How many eggs can you put in an empty basket?

Only one, after that the basket is not empty

What common English verb becomes its own past tense by rearranging its letters?

Eat or ate

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, “that’s nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!” The magician told the kid if he could do that, he’d give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes

Sergi and Sally where sitting in their family room one night. While Sergi was watching T.V his wife Sally was reading. All of a sudden the power went out and Sergi decided to go to bed, but Sally kept on reading. With no use of artificial light, Sally kept on reading. How?

Sally was blind… she was reading a book by Braille

Why can’t Kevin Laroche, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?

Because he is still alive!