You’re a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus drivers eyes?

The same as yours, you’re the bus driver

If there’s a frog, dead in the centre of a lilypad which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?

neither, the frog is dead!

A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?

His horse was called Friday

Why do windows squeak when you open them?

Because they have panes (pains)

What do you call a boy named Lee whom no one wants to talk to?

Lonely (Lone-Lee)

Spell electricity with three letters.

NRG (energy)

If the ruler of Russia was called the Czar and his wife the Czarina, what were his children called?

Sardines