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At this moment everyone in the world is doing the same thing. What is it?
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Getting older.
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If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?
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On clipper ships.
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Why did the waiter stomp on his customer’s hamburger?
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Because the customer was in a hurry and told the waiter to step on it.
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What is the difference between a blind man and a retired sailor?
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The blind man cannot see to go, the retired sailor cannot go to sea.
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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock?
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Politics (Polly ticks).
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What do you call the person who mows the grass of a baseball field?
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A diamond cutter.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
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One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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