I just got a new jacket. It's so lovely! It's white and it lets me hug myself as much as I want! Hooray for me!

I am so excited i only have to ride the short bus for 2 more weeks,then i get to ride in the van.

After years of observation,multiple hypothesis,well-structured analysis and deeply reviewed interpretations.I finally came to ONE CONCLUSION: I'M NOT NORMAL

Don't ever, ever EVER!!! Touch a crazy woman's pudding!!! I will STAB YOU WITH A SPOON!

Chased a parked car,tripped over a cordless phones cord,went to the mall and played hide'n'seek with staff,corrupted some minds,hiding fromcops!I REGRET NOTHING

People who don't know me think that I'm crazy. People who know me already know that I'm crazy. After today, I'm starting to believe all of them.

is busy zoning out as my brain has left the building. Please try me again in a month maybe then I'll be sane. If not check areas with white padded walls...

Today my inner child threw a tantrum because the voices in my head refused to share the sandbox of my mental playground. It was weird.

It took me all this time to lose my mind, what on earth made you think I would want a piece of yours?

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room with no windows.It drove me monkeys!MONKEYS! Monkeys are Ninjas.Isn't that crazy? Crazy? I was crazy once...