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Has decided that Facebook now comes under the housework category.
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is unavailable at the moment because I actually managed to find something to do that wasn't on Facebook! I know I'm as shocked as you are!
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Facebook is like jail. u sit around all day wasting time, whining about your problems, writing on walls, trying 2 make new friends, getting poked by strangers
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Dear Facebook, when I post a status, it is to be displayed NOW and not a time when it suits you. Sincerely, your #1 OCFD fan!
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I'm not changing my profile picture to a baby photo, a celebrity, or a cartoon. Some of you folks need to get a life...
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Doesn't know why i get bored of Facebook and then log off and end up logging back on 5 minutes later ;)
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wonders why all the status' tagged with "drunk" are mean and bitchy? I'm happy and would like to have a party and invite all my Facebook friends over!!!
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hates it when you start chatting to someone on Facebook, then they suddenly appear "offline"
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I really don't like the new profile page. It's annoying.
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like this if your best friend's name starts with any of the following letters- A-Z if you don't have a best friend then, umm.. ya know what, just press like!!
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Now I lay Me Down to sleep I Pray the lord my soul to keep if I should Die before I wake I pray the lord my soul to take! ~Amen~ (: God grant me the serenity
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UR not alone in your addiction. Everyone reading this status is in this TOGETHER! Are there support groups for FB addiction? Wait, I bet there is one on here!
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"delete, block, ignore." It's too bad getting rid of people in life is not as easy it is on Facebook.
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is going to let go of the past... make the most of the present... and excitedly look forward to the future... <3 <3 *LiFeS To sHoRt* <3 <3
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if Facebook was a subject in school, I would have an A+!
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I dream about you at night, I wake up and wanna get on you, I will poke anyone that wants to be poked... I'm a Facebook WHORE
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has an addiction...HOW do I know this? EVERY time I pick up my laptop, no matter what my plans are to look at...I always start typing "FACEBOOK"
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Press CTRL-W and your addiction will be 100% over
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Why is it that EVERYONE is on-line on Facebook. Except the people you want to talk to
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Thinks it would be awsome to get paid for playing games on facebook. Just think about that for a moment. U could be rich! =)
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I'm upset with one of my Facebook friends..if you try to contact me and I don't get back to you..IT'S YOU!
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*kid posts to dads wall* WTF dad. *dad: what does WTF means. *kid: uh... welcome to Facebook *dad: oh ok then. WTF son!
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Saturday night + jack Daniels + Facebook = apologies in the morning!
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remembers the days before Facebook when you didn't sit with heavy eyelids in front of a computer & seriously ponder the decision between Facebook & sleep
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