Isn't it ironic how McDonald's always have wide doors?

is having one of those days where i just want to light somebodys face on fire and try putting it out with a fork!!

J-E-T-S Just End Their Season and let the STEELERS win! :)

When I was younger I would make funny faces in the mirror. Now that I'm older the mirror is getting even! I hate that mirror!!!

MY MISSION IS COMPLETE!!! i have successfully wasted a little bit of your time today :) carry on!

Skinny jeans, stretchy pants and really short shorts should have a weight limit! I mean there is really no need to see someones elephant toe!

Naughty?.. Nice?.. I have the rest of the year to decide.. I'm leanin towards Naughty ;)

Teacher:"Why are you talking in the middle of my class?" Student: "Why are you teaching in the middle of my conversation?"

*a little girl is looking at their mom's driver licence* mommy? i know why daddy left you. whys that sweetie? cause you got an F is sex.

is very entertained just going through the status' on Status Shuffle... they are absolutely funny.