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Stupid people should be fitted with a shock collar and smart people should have the remotes :) Maybe then we can teach them to act a little more intelligent.

is in a...if you look at me, i will kill you. if you talk to me, i will kill you.if you think of me, i will kill you...kinda moods! :)

If you think I'm tripping,Get on your knees and tie my shoe.

... i'd tell you to go fuck yourself .. but from what i've heard .. you wouldn't be very good at it ..

this is germanish if you cant understand it that means you are an idiot

"dude, fuck off.."excuse me.. you'll probably never ever see me again, so shut the fuck up and accept the fact that you'll never get what you want!"

My momma told me I don't have to be nice to stupid people.

I've watched enough NCIS episodes to know.."i can kill you with out leaving any forensic evidence!!! so don't make me mad!!!

"why not!"