...wonders if woodpeckers get headaches?.

Today I burst out singing my 'Ozzy Osbourne Medley' then my 'Weird Al/We Will Rock You' medley, when my friend yelled 'SIT DOWN, IDIOT!' and slapped me. :)

For those of you who call me weird.. when has "normal" ever been a virtue?

I walked into a room full of Nutcases today and thought to myself..."I'm Home!!!" :D

If I disappeared right now, where would you look for me? Think hard!Lemme know!

If your riding uphill in a canoe, and your wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to fit in a doghouse

Don't you ever want to run up to a random person, point at them, and say" Squirrel"!

Says "When life gives YOU lemons you can make lemonade all you want, but when life gives ME lemons Im going to make grape juice and you'll wonder how i did it!"

is in a battle between good (coffee) and evil (sleep), and it is becoming apparent that the force is stronger on the evil side!!! good night.. :{

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